The Nankipooh Enquirer "Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
P. O. Box 1849
Nankipooh, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers
"Scoop's Quips"
THE INSIDE SCOOP
"Old Bascomb calls the Republicans and the Democrats the "Skunks and the Polecats" because he says they both stink. Well I have been watching all of this campaign fever we have been going through to the tune of four to five billion in advertising expenses, and I can say, considering the plight of the American people, that this campaign really stinks." Of course, the Professional Politicians, (Varmits) call it an opportunity for the American People to engage in a referendum on the state of their country. I once had a boss that used to say , "We have no problems, just opportunities." Well in the words of Old Bascomb, "You can call a hog pen a rose garden, but it still don't smell no better."
Scoop Biggers
bascombbiggers@bellsouth.net
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