Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Politics as Usual

The Nankipooh Enquirer
The Tommy-Town News
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

"Politics as Usual"

Me and Old Bascomb have been calling the Republicans and the Democrats the "Skunks" and the "Polecats" for years now since, they quit running the government and started fighting with one another.  Here we go again, one of their main jobs is paying the bills, and they ain't done that right in more than a decade.  It don't matter who is in control, the other side won't let nothing pass through cause they want the other side to look bad for the next election.  Meanwhile the country is dead in the water, and neither side cares.

Oh they talk big, but like a wise old man said, "you can tell when a politician is lying, cause it starts as soon as his lips start to move".  As Old Bascomb once said, "the only job a professional politician is interested in is to get elected, get all the money they can get, and then get re-elected, nothing else matters to them".

My only question is, "how long are the American people gonna stand for this foolishness and fire the whole lot of them?"


Scoop  Biggers

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Thursday, August 31, 2017

Vlad Putin

The Nankipooh Enquirer
The Tommy-Town News
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

"The President Speaks, but his words are in the wind"

I guess most of you realize that President Putin from Russia can be quite a "Bad Ass" and also quite a "Hard Ass".  But have you ever wondered why?  It may be that he might be afraid, meaning being afraid that people might think that he is just "Farting Around".  Also at his age, he just doesn't want folks to think that he is just an "Old Fart".

So, I am really sure that he is really self conscious about his name.  After all it is PUTIN (pronounced POOT-IN).
Here in the South, we gave a definition for that:

1. A southern slang term for passing gas 
2. Farting

1. A southern slang term for passing gas 
2. Farting lad

So when you think of Old Vlad, don't be scared, after all he is just some old fart who is just farting around or "Pootin Around" around as the case may be..

 
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Scoop  Biggers

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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Scoop's Quips

The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
P. O. Box 1849
Nankipooh, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

"Scoop's Quips"

Someone needs to inform Late Night TV host Stephen Colbert that mean-spirited ridicule is not comedy, but rather the embarrassing behavior of a Childish Brat! 
 
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Scoop  Biggers


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Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Scoop's Quips: "Liberals"

The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
P. O. Box 1849
Nankipooh, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

"Scoop's Quips"

I always thought that the definition of  "liberal" was to be open-minded and capable of accepting a variety of ideas as having some validity.  However, in today's world, I find the people who claim to be "Liberals" to be among the most closed-minded people around.  They are so sure that they are right about everything, that it never seems to occur to them that somebody else might be right some of the time.

As a matter of fact the only thing really liberal about Liberals is how liberal they are in spreading all that manure around about how wrong everybody else is.
 
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Scoop  Biggers

bascombbiggers@bellsouth.net
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Make "Real Value" the National Objective!                     

Make Fried Catfish the National Dinner!