Vlad Putin

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Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

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"The President Speaks, but his words are in the wind"

I guess most of you realize that President Putin from Russia can be quite a "Bad Ass" and also quite a "Hard Ass".  But have you ever wondered why?  It may be that he might be afraid, meaning being afraid that people might think that he is just "Farting Around".  Also at his age, he just doesn't want folks to think that he is just an "Old Fart".

So, I am really sure that he is really self conscious about his name.  After all it is PUTIN (pronounced POOT-IN).

Here in the South, we gave a definition for that:

pootin'

1. A southern slang term for passing gas 

2. Farting

1. A southern slang term for passing gas 

2. Farting lad

So when you think of Old Vlad, don't be scared, after all he is just some old fart who is just farting around or "Pootin Around" around as the case may be..

 

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Scoop's Quips

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Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

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"Scoop's Quips"

Someone needs to inform Late Night TV host Stephen Colbert that mean-spirited ridicule is not comedy, but rather the embarrassing behavior of a Childish Brat! 

 

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Scoop's Quips: "Liberals"

The Nankipooh Enquirer

"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"

P. O. Box 1849

Nankipooh, Georgia

Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers

Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers 

bascombbiggers@bellsouth.net  

"Scoop's Quips"

I always thought that the definition of  "liberal" was to be open-minded and capable of accepting a variety of ideas as having some validity.  However, in today's world, I find the people who claim to be "Liberals" to be among the most closed-minded people around.  They are so sure that they are right about everything, that it never seems to occur to them that somebody else might be right some of the time.

As a matter of fact the only thing really liberal about Liberals is how liberal they are in spreading all that manure around about how wrong everybody else is.

 

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Make "Real Value" the National Objective!                     

Make Fried Catfish the National Dinner!