The Nankipooh Enquirer
"Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
P. O. Box 1849
Nankipooh, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers
"The President Speaks"
Well it seems that the President got caught a little off guard the other day. He was attending a big summit in Europe about economic matters, when he got a question about those crazy people over in the Middle East who are killing everybody in sight. I think they call themselves is, is. (Kinda reminds you of another President who said, "it depends on what your definition of is, is". I wonder if that's where those folks who are chopping off people's heads got the idea for their name?)
Anyway, apparently the President was not prepared for any questions other than economic ones, so when the reporter asked what his plan was to do something about is, is, he kinda stammered around and then finally said that he did not have one. Which seems sorta lame since he has had over a year to come up with something. Even the boys over at the five sided building got a little riled up and exclaimed, "well we have given him lots of plans, he just can't make up his mind.
The next statement by the President did answer most people's questions though, when he said, "Let me make one thing perfectly clear, I don't have a clue about what I am doing."
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