The Nankipooh Enquirer "Covers the South like Sorghum Syrup"
P. O. Box 1849
Nankipooh, Georgia
Editor in Chief: Colonel Bascomb Biggers
Ace Reporter : Scoop Biggers
"Happy 4th of July"
First, let me say Happy 4th of July to all of America, and especially to the friends and supporters of Bascomb Biggers and the Nankipooh Enquirer. The 4th is a great day in American history, and a great day to announce that once again Bascomb Biggers will be running for President of this beautiful country. He will be running on the same ideals and principles which he stood for in the previous election, when the country took a really bad turn on the course for the nation. The Platform will be the same, as outlined below, but the new campaign slogan is:
"Make Real Value the National Objective!"
Bascomb and the nation needs your support and your vote to put the good ship "America" back on course.
BASCOMB’S CAMPAIGN PLATFORM
1. REDUCE ALL FEDERAL TAXES BY 20%
2. REDUCE ALL FEDERAL SPENDING BY 40%
3. MAKE A BALANCED FEDERAL BUDGET THE LAW
4. PLACE TERM LIMITATATIONS ON ALL CONGRESSMEN
5. REDUCE PRESIDENTIAL AND CONGRESSIONAL SALARIES BY 50%
6. SEAL ALL U.S. BORDERS (NORTH, SOUTH, EAST AND WEST)
7. DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS
8. MAKE ENGLISH THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF THE U.S.
9. MAKE FRIED CATFISH THE OFFICIAL NATIONAL DINNER
Bascomb Biggers for President
Make "Real Value" the National Objective!
Scoop Biggers
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PLATFORM PLANK #9-Make Fried Catfish the National Dinner
MAKE "REAL VALUE" THE NATIONAL OBJECTIVE !
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